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So, what is it that men find attractive in women ?

you tell me lol we are a TROUBLE

i think ive been out with every single woman on that list..........christ do i need psychotherapy!!

D_elle26 wrote:

you tell me lol we are a TROUBLE

Once you get past the "Sugar and spice and all things nice" childhood propaganda then it becomes a bit more difficult.

Any philosiphers/psyciatrists want to help us out with this one ?

I guess we find the one we hate the least?

Actually honest doesn't sound bad.  I would be happy with someone whose censor button doesn't work and has no social skills...

...as long as they were nice to me.

just read all your "descriptions"  Does this mean that you have experience of all of them?  mmmm strange how you know so much about sizes.  are you perfect?  highly unlikely

D_elle26 wrote:

Boys, before starting to  flirt, read attentively the girls' profiles! I took it from the Daily mail, that's a trusted source lol

ADORABLE  Wetter than Pamela Anderson's swimming costume. She'll be forever showing you pictures of fluffy kittens on her mobile phone and, on your first date, will have given pet names to all your fingers before the main course arrives.

CURVY  Fat. Forget any silly notions of Marilyn Monroe's softly sensuous body. This girl is more pint glass than hourglass.

VOLUPTUOUS  Fat and shows too much flesh in clothes two sizes too small for her.

BUBBLY  Fat AND annoying. Tries to make up for her ample size by being the life and soul of the party and fails in all respects.

CUDDLY  Morbidly obese. A date would necessitate the removal of the roof and a whale sling. Cuddling is very unlikely, although squashing is a distinct possibility.

****  Stands for 'big, beautiful woman'. Well, two out of three's not bad. She's certainly big and female. But it's doubtful many beholders will consider her beautiful.

SIZE 10  In Uzbekistan. On the UK High Street it's a completely different story.

FIERY  Psychotic. Cancel a date with this girl and you'll come home to find your car has been keyed and all the sleeves have been cut off your shirts.

VIVACIOUS  Aggressive. An opinionated finger-jabber. She's got views on everything and she's not afraid to ram them forcefully down your throat.

GREAT PERSONALITY  Ugly as sin. If a woman is selling her personality, then her face looks good in a paper bag.

ARTISTIC  Drama Queen. Welcome to a world of slamming doors, smashed crockery and huffy silences.

ATHLETIC AND TONED  Flat chested and shapeless. A sexless, lumpless and bumpless Tomboy.

AGE 34  Age 43. There's more chance of winning the Lottery on a double rollover week than there is of being a woman over 35 and getting a date on the internet. It doesn't matter if the guy is 60, he'll still confine his searches to '35 and under', so any woman's age should be taken as a ball park figure.

PLAYFUL  Hussy. Working her way through the internet site and it's your turn.

GIRLY  Thick. Shallower than a mouse's foot bath. High School Musical is her idea of high brow. She can tell you the name of every character in TV **** drama Gossip Girl, but has no idea who the Prime Minister is.

LIVES LIFE TO THE FULL  Alcoholic. Likes to start the day with a couple of Bacardi Breezers. Happy Hour is her favourite time of day.

I'M INTO WHIRLWIND ROMANCES  My visa runs out in 10 days and if I don't get married I'll be deported.

CHALLENGING  High-maintenance pain in the neck.

HOMELY  Frump. You want to paint the town red and she'll want you to paint her living room beige. Brace yourself for a world of cup-a-soups and novelty toilet roll holders.

LOYAL  Stalker. She'll have Googled you and looked you up on Friends Reunited before you even meet. Her brain cannot process the words: 'I don't think you're quite right for me.'

LIKES THE FINER THINGS IN LIFE  Gold digger. Looking for a new wardrobe, jewellery and a few weekends away before she dumps you for a 25-year-old Adonis.

HONEST  No social skills. The censorship button in her brain doesn't work. Says whatever comes into her head.

SENSITIVE  Cry baby. Woe betide you if you don't notice she's had her hair cut or that she's wearing new shoelaces.

So which of these would you have included had you actually written your profile?

As for CURVY.........MM was not exactly a small lass; she was a 14-16 I believe..........not that I'd complain overmuch.
Much better than a zero, which is the number of women in my life at the moment !!

Whoooooooo, aren't we women suposed to stick together?

I'm off to check my profile to see if any of these "bad" words have slipped in there. Joking obviously.

I think we describe ourselves as we see fit, if you lie you will be found out as how can you say you're a size 10

and then turn up for a first date so much bigger?

It's just going to end in tears lol!