Would **** With Superman Kill Lois Lane? | Single Parents
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# 1 2010-05-24 09:13:25
Would **** with Superman Kill Lois Lane?
This has been troubling me for some time.
There seems to be no Agony Aunt to give advice to Superman or Lois in this matter.
Considering Superman's immense powers and his ongoing flirtation with Lois Lane,
it begs the inevitable question: what would happen if Superman had it off with Lois?
Would Kryptonian/human **** work ?
or not ?
Would it be fantastic, (literally) outta-this-world **** ?
Or a damp squib ?
What would happen to poor Louis ?
Would she go up in flames ?
Or just flames of orgastic delight ?
Is there a danger of lethal ejaculation ?
Or maybe human **** might not sufficiently stimulating to raise Superman's ardour ?
Is Kryptonian erectile dysfunction the same as human erectile dysfunction ?
And size ? Shape ? Stamina ?
Would Louis be screaming “Oh God !!!” in the right way ?
Pleasure or pain ?
New heights of delicate sensuousness or base animalistic fulfilment ?
Would their **** drives be compatible ?
What about premature ejaculation ?
Are they even physiologically compatible ?
Should they have safe **** ?
If so, how ?
And......what would the kids turn out like ?
Science fiction author Larry Niven wrote a famous article called "Man of Steel, Women of Kleenex" to examine the issue.
http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html
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