DTUK'S INABILITY TO SORT OUT TECHNICAL ISSUES | Suggestions

How helpless we are, like netted birds, when we are caught by desire! -  Belva Plain

I realized that If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes. - Charles Lindbergh (1902 - 1974), Interview shortly before his death, 1974

A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song. - Chinese Proverb

I hope you love birds too. It is economical. It saves going to heaven. - Emily Dickinson (1830 - 1886)

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne (1910 - 1970)

Those little nimble musicians of the air, that warble forth their curious ditties, with which nature hath furnished them to the shame of art. - Izaak Walton (1593 - 1683)

God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages. - Jacques Deval, Afin de vivre bel et bien

Birds sing after a storm; why shouldn't people feel as free to delight in whatever sunlight remains to them?
    -     Rose Kennedy (1890 - 1995)

You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren. -  William Henry Hudson (1841 - 1922), Afoot in England, 1909

Hey Twoshakes, you do have a lot of time on your hands doez ya?

Well, relatively speaking, I am sitting astride a beam of light so our perceptions are different, I must have exceeded the speed of light for as you can see I am regressing into my childhood by the second, perhaps I shall collapse into a singularity.

I shall collapse into a singularity.

Don't you think you're singular enough?

Anyway, put your pic back.

sarahstheone wrote:

Anyway, put your pic back.

Pourquoi ?

I might be identified and relentlessly pursued by sexually starved, ravenous banshees.

You think it's EASY being a **** adonis ?...women ALWAYS chasing you, hounding you, after you, for ONE THING ?

This girl said she "Only wanted to look at me etchings" and I let my guard down.....http://www.****.com/watch?v=GQycgw4Q … ure=avmsc2

Why can't we have avatars instead ?

I could be a dolphin or something.

Wait, a minute.... I AM A DOLPHIN......http://www.****.com/watch?v=TMCf7SNUb-Q

This girl said she "Only wanted to look at me etchings" and I let my guard down.....http://www.****.com/watch?v=GQycgw4Q … ure=avmsc2



Bet the maid was well pissed the next morning!

I suppose your flat is spick and span ?

http://www.****.com/watch?v=Ik4V77EqJuU

maximillion84 wrote:

I suppose your flat is spick and span ?

http://www.****.com/watch?v=Ik4V77EqJuU

That'll never catch on!

My flat's a mess today but I'm in a lazy mood, so that's how it's going to stay.

David Attenborough would have a field day in here, with the amount of bugs there are on this site!

(Lost another post.......It's like plodding through syrup.
Not that that can't be fun - chocolate or strawberry YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Anyway, I've a confession to make.....I ....AM.....A.....COMPUTER ......BuG.......2


http://www.****.com/watch?v=GLvi3evF0Fs

Confession

Come on, confess, my love.
I'm no longer the only one, the sole one.
You've hidden in your heart,
a story that cannot be renounced.

I am no longer your thought,
I am no longer your true love.
I am the sweet that is bitter inside,
which you no longer eat.

But why are you a different woman?
But why are you no longer you?
But why did you not say it before?
Who does not love will never be loved.

What did you do with the good thing we had?
It has become a cold shiver.
Our laughs, our dinners,
By now irrecoverable scenes.

I am no longer your thought,
I am no longer your true love.
I am the sweet that is bitter inside,
which you no longer eat.

But why are you a different woman?
But why are you no longer you?
But why did you not say it before?
Who does not love will never be loved.

When the evening comes,
And the memory slowly disappears,
The sadness in the heart,
Opens an emptiness larger than the ocean,
Larger than the ocean.

But why did you not say it before?
Who does not love will never be loved.

What did you do with the good thing we had?
It has become a cold shiver.
Our laughs, our dinners,
By now irrecoverable scenes.

I am no longer your thought,
I am no longer your true love.
I am the sweet that is bitter inside,
which you no longer eat.

But why did you not say it before?
Who does not love will never be loved.

I've been so bored on this week off, I've even written a little poetry myself!

......and what's happened to summer?

Go on then.....don't be shy....... post it up.

Even on uTube like there's loads of haters,

whatever you got in life, you just gotta put it out there.

No good saving it for a rainy day, that never comes.

They both need further refining.

I've hurt my left knee at the gym and I can't walk very well, so I've been watching my dad decorate my lounge and supplying endless cups of tea and encouragement, though no practical help.

Yeah, I've got an annular tear in one of my discs, still went to the gym 6 times last week (I think that was too much for it).

The best policy is:- Stability.....Strength.......then Power.

You just have do your remedial exercises consistently.

The consultant said no more powerlifting, but the chief trainer at my gym is part of the GB power-liftlifting team and he may know of a pukka physio.

Chin up, girl.

Just sit back, relax, in your new living-room of Laura Ashley pastels.

Forget the powerlifting, you'll end up with permanent moobs!

Girth is advantageous

http://www.****.com/watch?v=UxhKb-zZoWE

A legend in your own lunchtime!

WhyWait69 wrote:

Mr_Moderator wrote:

I apologize for all the inconveniences you are having due to the technical issues on the site.
We are experiencing problems with the servers that get overloaded frequently.
The new servers are on their way, and we are planning to put them into action in the nearest future.
Thanks for your patience.

Respectfully,
Mr_Moderator

Yet another useless holding reply. So, you are running your own servers, not hiring them from a provider? That presumably means that someone in Easydate will be project managing the server upgrade, which makes the answers that we all want quite simple - from the project plan, what are the milestone delivery dates for the receipt, testing and commissioning of the new servers? 'Soon' is not an answer - and if you have no project plan, what does that tell us about Easydate's expertise in IT delivery?

bump

15 days and no Mod response - are we to take it then that there is no plan or firm date for these mythical new servers to be installed?

Mr_Moderator wrote:

I apologize for all the inconveniences you are having due to the technical issues on the site.
We are experiencing problems with the servers that get overloaded frequently.
The new servers are on their way, and we are planning to put them into action in the nearest future.
Thanks for your patience.

Respectfully,
Mr_Moderator

This site has become a complete piss take! There are so many long-standing technical problems that you seem totally incapable of resolving. Is  this because you have a steady income from (short term) membership that satisfies your profit margins so that you don't have to try too hard to solve the server / software issues? Certainly seems like it.

It's a disgrace. You should at least state the timescale for resolution to these problems (assuming you have one) instead of bullshit promises that everyone has heard many times before. So unprofessional!

The term 'Cowboy Outfit' springs to mind!

sarahstheone wrote:

The term 'Cowboy Outfit' springs to mind!

A game of Cowboys & Indians ?
Now, there's an idea.

You know, I prefer Cowgirls... [Sorry, the link has been edited out. Respectfully, Mr_Moderator]