Best Places To Meet People After 45 | Dating Over 50

2Borperhapsnot2B wrote:

You're playing hard to get rocksy. You'll end up a sad lonely old woman spurning the esoteric overtures of young merlot.

Bring it on please.............................

take a look at my Blogg...Cuddles...XX

Electrolux wrote:

merlotplease wrote:

i havn't come across a bit of skirt over 50,,who hasn't fallen for my charm yet.....granted..a lot of the birds over 50 are slappers and on their backs after 2 glasses of rose wine,,,and most of them are in **** mood at the mention of cliff richards and barry manilow...i always keep one of their cd's in the boot of my car for this reason...that's all there is to it..............cheap bottle of rose wine, crap cd and don't mention the fact their hair is dyed......usually works.

Merlot you sound a proper twat!  Enough said you just need ignoring.

cheap bottle of rose wine, crap cd and don't mention the fact their hair is dyed......usually works.

try it electrolux, might even be chance, for you there......mussies are definatley out in the 21st century though

very funny.

merlotplease wrote:

what's wrong with barry manilow.......i thought, all the old birds liked a bit of barry........go on live a little, luv,,,,, you know you want to..........at the coba,,, coba cabanna...............i write the songs that make the old birds cry..i am music and i write the songs.......................................

It's not coba, cobacabana you moron, it's Copa, Copacabana

merlotplease wrote:

Electrolux wrote:

merlotplease wrote:

i havn't come across a bit of skirt over 50,,who hasn't fallen for my charm yet.....granted..a lot of the birds over 50 are slappers and on their backs after 2 glasses of rose wine,,,and most of them are in **** mood at the mention of cliff richards and barry manilow...i always keep one of their cd's in the boot of my car for this reason...that's all there is to it..............cheap bottle of rose wine, crap cd and don't mention the fact their hair is dyed......usually works.

Merlot you sound a proper twat!  Enough said you just need ignoring.

cheap bottle of rose wine, crap cd and don't mention the fact their hair is dyed......usually works.

try it electrolux, might even be chance, for you there......mussies are definatley out in the 21st century though

moustaches?? yuck........

lostinlove38 wrote:

merlotplease wrote:

what's wrong with barry manilow.......i thought, all the old birds liked a bit of barry........go on live a little, luv,,,,, you know you want to..........at the coba,,, coba cabanna...............i write the songs that make the old birds cry..i am music and i write the songs.......................................

It's not coba, cobacabana you moron, it's Copa, Copacabana

At the cola, cola banana.............the hottest place north of Montana     

lostinlove38 wrote:

merlotplease wrote:

what's wrong with barry manilow.......i thought, all the old birds liked a bit of barry........go on live a little, luv,,,,, you know you want to..........at the coba,,, coba cabanna...............i write the songs that make the old birds cry..i am music and i write the songs.......................................

It's not coba, cobacabana you moron, it's Copa, Copacabana

Don't have a go' bless him he's getting old you know..........

rocksy wrote:

merlotplease wrote:

Electrolux wrote:

Merlot you sound a proper twat!  Enough said you just need ignoring.

cheap bottle of rose wine, crap cd and don't mention the fact their hair is dyed......usually works.

try it electrolux, might even be chance, for you there......mussies are definatley out in the 21st century though

moustaches?? yuck........

Don't you like kissing a man with a moustache then Merlo---?I thought you would. Never mind IF you grow up you may be able to grow one I haven't got a recent pic where the moustache has gone, and I'm certainly not going to take one just to please a juvenile thinking idiot who has to be sarcastic as it's seems the only way you can communicate. Unfortunately on this medium you get away with far too much, and I don't mean just at me. But one of the "Old Maids" as well

so,,,,,is it the coba-----copa ------cola    and does he mention banana,,,,after having just listened to it again, after a half a box of rose wine,,,,it sounds like coba to me,,,,,,,he also says,,,,,mandy....and you came and i/you gave well a ticket...but i sent you away.......and.you kissed me and stopped me from shaggin at the end of the song as well....."you tube" it forfeckssake......i'm not makin it up.
  still..defo my best cd for getting birds in the sack though, without a doubt .....i salute you barry...long may you sing

merlotplease wrote:

so,,,,,is it the coba-----copa ------cola    and does he mention banana,,,,after having just listened to it again, after a half a box of rose wine,,,,it sounds like coba to me,,,,,,,he also says,,,,,mandy....and you came and i/you gave well a ticket...but i sent you away.......and.you kissed me and stopped me from shaggin at the end of the song as well....."you tube" it forfeckssake......i'm not makin it up.
  still..defo my best cd for getting birds in the sack though, without a doubt .....i salute you barry...long may you sing

Merlot have you taken your medication today?!?

are you lookin for me....the man of your dreams,,,your soulmate......i could quite happily settle down with someone like you...in a single bed listining to barry manilow after a few bottles of merlot...maybe a slippery smoke of a substance only known to people who visit amsterdam regualarly (?)perhaps you could have your favourite red underwear on,,,,if you want to wear stockings ,that's fine by me,,,but with the red underwear,,they would have to be red as well,,,,btw  i don't do condoms,,,,,as there hasn't been one big enough invented yet encapsulate my manhood/penis,,,maybe a hot air baloon,,if you can get one,,,but even then there would be a dangerous possibilty of me bursting it when i got excited.

merlotplease wrote:

are you lookin for me....the man of your dreams,,,your soulmate......i could quite happily settle down with someone like you...in a single bed listining to barry manilow after a few bottles of merlot...maybe a slippery smoke of a substance only known to people who visit amsterdam regualarly (?)perhaps you could have your favourite red underwear on,,,,if you want to wear stockings ,that's fine by me,,,but with the red underwear,,they would have to be red as well,,,,btw  i don't do condoms,,,,,as there hasn't been one big enough invented yet encapsulate my manhood/penis,,,maybe a hot air baloon,,if you can get one,,,but even then there would be a dangerous possibilty of me bursting it when i got excited.

OMG you are just the worst!! lol oih you been peeking in my lingerie drawer again??

Dating over 50 - I only recently joined this site and have had several winks/messages/others wanting to chat, etc, BUT why is it that so many young men, 20's up, think that a 73 year old lady would be interested in them - heavens above - I have a daughter nearly 53 and 4 grandsons 16-26.  I guess they are looking for a 'sugar mammy' LOL.  Anyway, I must admit that a few rather nice 50+ members have contacted me but without exception, they all seem to live up north.  I live in the southwest and don't relish trying to have a relationship with someone 100's of miles away.  Anyone out there who lives within 50 miles of Taunton or would like to re-locate - let me know

Jade2136 wrote:

and don't relish trying to have a relationship with someone 100's of miles away.

Well everyone has their standards but limiting it by geography just seems a bit much to me.  If your list of prerequisites is longer than the Bible you may well fall into the category of looking for a fantasy.  Everyone has their non-negotiable requirements but where they live is of less concern to me than some other requirements.  As Annie pointed out, her sister moved to the USA to be with her soulmate, we are not trees that must stay where we are, we can choose to move.

Maybe you wouldn't move but perhaps the one you meet might be happy to.  If it came down to staying where I am and being alone the rest of my life or moving for the right person, I would move.  But you would have to be prepared to spend the time online getting to know a person first, before you get to meet, is that really such a big ask? 

If you are one of those people who can't stand to chat online and via email for a while, and there seems to be a few like that, fair enough. 

Personally I find it strange that people need to meet up now now dammit NOW.... I don't really turn into a pumpkin at midnight.

Mizanthrope wrote:

Jade2136 wrote:

and don't relish trying to have a relationship with someone 100's of miles away.

Well everyone has their standards but limiting it by geography just seems a bit much to me.  If your list of prerequisites is longer than the Bible you may well fall into the category of looking for a fantasy.  Everyone has their non-negotiable requirements but where they live is of less concern to me than some other requirements.  As Annie pointed out, her sister moved to the USA to be with her soulmate, we are not trees that must stay where we are, we can choose to move.

Maybe you wouldn't move but perhaps the one you meet might be happy to.  If it came down to staying where I am and being alone the rest of my life or moving for the right person, I would move.  But you would have to be prepared to spend the time online getting to know a person first, before you get to meet, is that really such a big ask? 

If you are one of those people who can't stand to chat online and via email for a while, and there seems to be a few like that, fair enough. 

Personally I find it strange that people need to meet up now now dammit NOW.... I don't really turn into a pumpkin at midnight.

do you keeep your glasses on while having ****, i quite like that in a woman,,sort of head mistress'y,,grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

It's not a case of meeting people but meeting the right people I find difficult - even on sites such as this.

It's not a case of meeting people but meeting the right people I find difficult - even on sites such as this.

im pleased to c this question,as i go to the gym, and you dont meet guys there, we r all to bust sweating. lol i have no single girlfreinds so dont get out to meet anyone.on dating sites most mmen iv met live too far away??????? tips gratefuly welcomed

Hi I'm new to all this, but I agree its difficult for women to make friends, so if anyone in the Cambridge area fancies a nigth out let me know, we could arrange a meeting.