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You can get quite tetchy can't you.

What difference does it make ? (it crashed about 8 or 9 times before I could get to this page, BUT I MADE IT ! - Those darn pesky bugs can't defeat me !  One's crawling up my chagrin right now !!!!).

Nobody said Life was going too be easy, let alone finding the Man of your dreams ?

Perhaps DTUK are purposefully making it hard, as a chivalric ordeal, to test one's metal ?

Ah, the youth of today, all that ardour, hot-blood, you want everything instanteously,

why not be patient (or a patient) and get it one piece at a time ?

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maximillion84 wrote:

You can get quite tetchy can't you.

What difference does it make ?

Nobody said Life was going too be easy, let alone finding the Man of your dreams ?

Perhaps DTUK are purposefully making it hard, as a chivalric ordeal, to test one's metal ?

It's mere flotsam and jetsam, nothing to get het up about.......................

Well that's easy for you to say, but the fact is that nothing ever gets better if you just sit back and accept shite management and poor service. Looking at the broader picture and taking into account historical precedent, this is part of the reason why the UK has degenerated from a world power into a global laughing stock!

(I friggin' lost a whole post there)

Anyway, breathe, calm, breathe.....

DTUK is not the whole Cosmos

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sarahstheone wrote:

this is part of the reason why the UK has degenerated from a world power into a global laughing stock!

Er.............You know.......er........ you're  right!
How I yearn for the able-bodied,  athletic, broad-shouldered Britannia to emerge once again out of the waves,  unconquerable and bristolling with brawny omnipotence.

Britain's economic and political demise, MUST have been the result of poor service in restaurants  and online dating agencies. That once dynamic, forceful, majestic temptress has been reduced to an enfeebled flower girl begging under the once regal pillars of Covent Garden.

All that force, intensity, **** energy, might, muscle, potency, where has it gone ?

Some historians do claim that Britain achieved a hegemony in the 1800's, because the Empire emerged out of the Napoleonic Wars victorious and the industrial revolution propelled us to economic dominance.
Control, dominance, DISCIPLINE, there's just simply not enough of it around nowadays.
The result ?
A wonky diadem.
Our former Princess has had her robes are rent asunder and her proud modesty despoiled.
The solution ?
We need more LAW, leadership, an expansion in jurisdiction in all interpersonal matters – kissing, fondling, canoodling etc.

Furthermore, we controlled the seas throughout the 1800's singing http://www.****.com/watch?v=fpLYKkfw … e=related.

Even in the 1940's our naval virility was significant. Our bell-bottoms were the envy of every nation.
The infernal Hun used to shudder at our swaggering **** potency. Alas, what happened to our puissance ?

The first signs of weakness could have been the Crimean War in the 1850's where we struggled, when we faced a great power.

A clear demonstration of decline was the Boer War around 1900.

WWI hurt us financially, and in terms of manpower, skills lost.

But WWII really bankrupted us economically.
We scraped by militarily thanks to:-

(a) the USSR destroying 7/10ths of the Nazi War machine – their best units, most skilled soldiers all killed on the Eastern Front – the  6th Army that so triumphantly marched under the Arc de Triomphe was annihilated and reduced to a starving rag-bag mess in Stalingrad.

(b) the Yanks giving us the **** hardware, and manpower, (and will ?) to finish the job.

Tom Paine before the War of Independence said; “A larger satellite does not revolve around a smaller satellite” (sic).

Could The Empire have never been preserved in its form and succession avoided ?
The Yanks wanted more freedom, they didn't want complete servitude to George III.

All Empires come and go.
Like a sine wave - The rise and fall of the plenitude of power.

Like a real man - all-powerful, almighty, cyclopian, overpowering, male, dynamic, overwhelming,  stout, strapping, strong, stubborn, sturdy,  unallayed,, unexhausted, unquenchable, unshaken, unweakened,  unwithered, unworn, valid, vigorous, virile, sovereign,  strength, superiority, supremacy.

Or a girly man - debilitated, disabled, impaired, impotent, infirm, weak, inefficient, subservient, surrender, weakness, yielding.

Erm….quite.

(Actually the Empire was at its largest after WW1)

Anyway, with the PM grovelling to the Yanks, the Turks and the Indians and generally talking the country down, it’s no wonder nobody takes us seriously anymore. Our last sign that we were a major power was surely The Falklands war? Since then we’ve been on the slide. Obviously the ludicrous storylines in Coronation Street have just hastened the decline.

Why is it important that 'we' be taken seriously ?

Do you really want to http://www.****.com/watch?v=bgGLTy2c … ature=fvst

wouldn't you rather http://www.****.com/watch?v=KII1ruAfvsg

What's wrong with a little patriotism?


http://www.****.com/watch?v=73eB-aAo8Eg

Hey, I found him for you Sarah .....

http://www.****.com/watch?v=K73E-rQZ … re=related

this had me erect..

with respekt.

maximillion84 wrote:

Hey, I found him for you Sarah .....

http://www.****.com/watch?v=K73E-rQZ … re=related

this had me erect..

with respekt.

Well it's nice to see that his tailor hasn't lost his sense of humour!

Doesn't this bring a lump to your throat?


http://www.****.com/watch?v=oUhw5uvzTuE

The thing all this .....fighting 'n' stuff ...it takes me away from my flower-arranging...

Patriotism is soooooooooooo SEXIST http://www.****.com/watch?v=tHchd132HaI


Sometimes all I want to do is dress like a mermaid, find a quite idyllic rock and sing
http://www.****.com/watch?v=tHchd132HaI

maximillion84 wrote:

The thing all this .....fighting 'n' stuff ...it takes me away from my flower-arranging...

Patriotism is soooooooooooo SEXIST http://www.****.com/watch?v=tHchd132HaI


Sometimes all I want to do is dress like a mermaid, find a quite idyllic rock and sing http://www.****.com/watch?v=tHchd132HaI

Men have to be real men, not simpering wimps with emotional insecurities. Masculinity is a turn on for any woman.

Would you deny me getting in touch with my feminine side ?@~;>+%££&*****(%6565 ?

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sarahstheone wrote:

Men have to be real men, not simpering wimps with emotional insecurities. Masculinity is a turn on for any woman.

Your not this guy are you ?

http://www.****.com/watch?v=hDaKkJnI … re=related

I suppose if a woman over there had made a light hearted comment like that about men, she'd have been stoned to death!

You think it's safe HERE dating birds ?

http://www.****.com/watch?v=d54TiN3t … eature=fvw

Birds?

That's such an old fashioned word.