Cololgne For Men | Flirting Tips And Advice

daevidcarter9 wrote:

It has become apparent to me that Vick's Vapour Rub no longer suffices as a cologne substitute for men.

And now I have to face ridicule from my rugby playing fiends for wearing John Smith's London.

All too common a mistake, I'm afraid, DC. Right name, wrong source.

What you should have used is John Smith's Yorkshire Bitter.............that would only have engendered envy among those same rugby playing friends. In fact almost any beer would do the same as long as you avoid any girlie drink involving blackcurrant!

Follow my advice and you'll be more popular than ever in the scrum!

Shit, yes, I must have had me mind on a beer.

Paul Smith's the name, smelly's the game!

The advice still stands. Just splash it all over!
But I would advise against driving afterwards, you may find the woolly suits rather disbelieving of your explanation. They'd probably think their little box was broken and haul you off to the nick!