Cannibalistic Dating - Why Not ? | Suggestions

Dear DTUK,

For sometime now I have been puzzling over and asking myself:-
“How can DTUK carve out it's niche market in the dating world ?”
And then it struck me.....CANNIBALISTIC DATING !

I think it would be a first, and capture a tonne of Press Coverage.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/3286721.stm

Metaphorically speaking don't we eat each other with our own Egos ?
Well, why stop there ?
I'm thinking of the spin offs too – DTUK French Salad Dressings and DTUK cannibalistic condiments.

You'd be making people like Armin Meiwes so happy (that guy is always smiling !).
Not to mention the people out there who obliviously WANT to be eaten.

Perhaps some might be shy at first and not want to go ALL THE WAY.
They might only want their penis cut off, as per: “Mr Brandes agreed to have his penis cut off, which Mr Meiwes then flambéed and served up to eat together”.

And then there's the opportunity of massive sales from dvd sales or online film distribution:
“ among the "highlights" will be the two-hour video that Mr Meiwes took of the whole incident on his camcorder”.

Just watched this http://www.****.com/watch?v=UfUGU9uAbMY has Goggle Buzz beaten you to it ?

Personally, I feel a little sad and deprived that did not have the opportunity to wear German lederhosen to school, but at least I can now do so whilst shopping at Tescos.

http://www.****.com/watch?v=eeZDdb9w … eature=fvw

I too am looking to find on DTUK a witch who prefers to be called “The Princess Of Satan”.

It would be such fun to read adverts like:-

“Hi, I'm Jason, from Basingstoke.
I will eat you. (That is such a friggin' great pick up line).
Please tell me your height and weight (so that I can set you on Regulo 7).
I hope you will turn up quick, because (a) I'm hungry and (b) I've just put the tatters on.
And tell me whether you prefer to be fricasseed in red wine or sautéed in white.
P.S. Bring your own Star Trek reading matter”.

I love the way he said Grace !
“Thank you for the world so sweet
Thank you for the food we eat
Thank you for the birds that sing
Thank you Lord for everything
Amen”.