Writing A Story | Arts And Literature
# 101 2010-01-24 22:54:36
"By the ghost of Graham Chapman, this Northern dish would put a Punjabi to shame..."
Thought the Tree-Man!
# 102 2010-01-24 22:59:57
United Kingdom
Birmingham
DaevidCarter wrote:
"By the ghost of Graham Chapman, this Northern dish would put a Punjabi to shame..."
Thought the Tree-Man!
Our combined efforts to string a believable or readable story together, seem to end in total failure within just a few sentences!
# 103 2010-01-24 23:02:40
sarahstheone wrote:
DaevidCarter wrote:
"By the ghost of Graham Chapman, this Northern dish would put a Punjabi to shame..."
Thought the Tree-Man!Our combined efforts to string a believable or readable story together, seem to end in total failure within just a few sentences!
Thus quoted the failed authoress who had studied more Cartland than Descartes!
# 104 2010-01-24 23:09:12
....complained the junior scriptwriter. She was really just in a grump because all the chocolate digestives had gone and she had nothing to dunk in her Earl Grey. But that's how it is when you're a junior scriptwriter. She picked up a ruler and contemplated flicking a piece of soggy blotting paper at the senior scriptwriter, but she knew he'd sense it coming and duck as the Director of Light Entertainment was walking by. He always did.
# 105 2010-01-24 23:12:57
You are so sick! Sick sick sick!
Never, ever dip a chocolate digestive in Earl Grey!! 
# 106 2010-01-24 23:17:39
It's the small details that get them everytime
# 107 2010-01-25 00:23:30
Nothing stronger than a Marie!
Attention to detail!
# 108 2010-01-25 01:06:52
DaevidCarter wrote:
Nothing stronger than a Marie!
Attention to detail!
Like drinking Midleton and Coke.......with ice
# 109 2010-01-25 01:15:49
I was in a coffee bar in Cardiff and was presented with a bewildering choice of beverages.
One was a Frapppe or something.
Cold coffee with ice and tasting of the contents of an old gents indwelling catheter bag!
(Well I had been desperate before)
WTF was that about?
I did muster all the integrity I could and told the vendor that it was shit!
# 110 2010-01-25 01:32:04
Any coffee or tea house that looks clean and modern is likely to be crap. Go for the greasy spoon every time DC.
# 111 2010-08-26 22:49:29
United Kingdom
Greenford Green
WeeWullie wrote:
Rolfe packed his Peanuts pencil case and his didgerido into a cardboard box and was escorted from the building by the rottweilers.
He couldn't help thinking how things had gotten so far ... if only ... no time for mopping around. He had to get moving if he was to ....