Am I A **** Or A Nice Girl ? | Flirting Tips And Advice

One of the biggest problems in relationships today, seems to be communication. Heartless **** don't play those stupid "Guess-what-I-really-mean" games -- they say what they mean. You won't need an interpreter or guidebook to understand a Heartless ****, but you WILL be expected to act like a responsible **** around her.

Here is a little guide to the differences between what a Nice Girl says, and what a Heartless **** says:

What the Nice Girl Says                 What the HEARTLESS **** Says

     We need                                                  I want
     It's your decision                   The correct decision should be obvious by now!
     I'm not your mother               Grow up and quit acting like a recalcitrant teenager.
     Do what you want                 It's your life and I don't control it. You know I don't want you to do it, so don't expect       me to be supportive.
     We need to talk                    You just did something that really pissed me off, and now you are going to hear about it.
     Sure... go ahead                   I don't want you to do that.
     I'm not upset                       Of course I'm upset, you moron.
     You're ... so manly                You need a shave and you smell of sweat.
     You're certainly attentive tonight.  We just did it 3 times. I'm exhausted. If you want more, use your hand.
I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!  I've got my period, and if you piss me off anymore you'll wish you were dead.
This kitchen is so inconvenient          I want to find a new apartment - this one is so small, I'm developing claustrophobia
The cars nearly running on empty      Fill the car up when you are out. 
The rubbish bin is full                       Please take rubbish bin out.
The dog is barking                         Go outside in the rain in your underwear and see what's wrong with YOUR dog, before     the  neighbours start calling to complain.
I want new curtains                        I have the urge to redecorate. Do you want to help?
I heard a noise                               I heard something downstairs - you take the baseball bat, I'll take the wrench and the portable phone...
Do you love me?                             Sit down. I'm going to suggest we buy something expensive.
I don't mean to nag but...                 I'm tired of having to repeatedly ask you to help around here. You too, can learn to lift a broom without having to be asked.
How much do you love me?               I did something today you're really not going to like.
Nothing is wrong.                            Everything is wrong.
I don't want to talk about it.             Go away, I'm still building up steam.
I'm NOT angry                                 I'm pissed!
Would you like to stop for coffee?       Please stop at the next petrol station, I have to go pee.
I'll be ready in a minute.                    Take off your shoes and find a good football game on T.V. -- I'll be out when I'm out.
You have to learn to communicate.      I'm sick and tired of you sulking when something upsets you.
Are you listening!?                            This is important to me. If you don't turn off that **** TV, I'm going to put my boot through it!
Are you cold?                                   I'm freezing - get out of bed and close the window, because if I have to, I'll just come back and put my cold feet on you anyways...
Tell me the truth                              Come clean right now, if you have any desire to see this relationship continue....Lie, and your stuff and your sorry **** will be on the street so fast it will make your head spin.


Of course there are attention-getting things that come out of the mouths of Nice Girls, that have Heartless **** would never stoop to saying, such as:

Do you REALLY love me?

Do you think I'm fat?

Do you think she is pretty?

etc...